You know, like the ones they have on Star Trek. Someone scans your body and identifies the problem, the moment you start to feel under the weather. It would really help, all you inventor-types, so get inventing.
BeeDragon has Cat Scratch Fever not Lymphoma. This is FANTASTIC NEWS, obviously. But it took a couple of weeks of serious anxiety in BeeDragon's and HippyChick's (not to mention family and friends) lives before finding out that an antibiotic, rest and TLC is going to take care of it.
That anxiety and waiting just sucks, medical industry. I think you all should do something about it.
Oh, and while your at it, fixing my Lyme disease would be much appreciated too. I made some chicken noodle soup, from scratch, and I'm going to eat some and watch Reno 911 now.